I got an e-mail with these cute little one-liners. They may not be original, but they're cute! Enjoy learning just how the fight started!

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive....so, I took her to a gas station..... and that's how the fight started....
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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream. And that's how the fight started.....
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too'; And that's how the fight started.....
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?' And that's how the fight started.....
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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and littl e things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!' So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?' ; And that's how the fight started.....
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.' He said, 'Aren't you worr ied about the mad cow?' 'Nah, she can order for herself.' And that's how the fight started.....
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Pretty funny huh?

Family Ties

So, in case there is any question to the family connection, take a look at this picture. Tadd and Jennifer have grown up together (well, nearly together) since they were born, and they've been in countless photos together, but not until this very shot have I ever noticed the uncanny resemblance between the two. Weird.

So, on with today's update. Well, we went shopping today. Wow, was that a treat! Every store is busy, the streets are crazy, and it was cold. Otherwise it was a perfect day! I got to spend the day thinking of my family, and wondering what would make them happy! Who could ask for more. On a sad note, my car is acting 'sickly' so it's got an appointment at the car doc right after the holiday. Bummer. That'll cut into the after Christmas sale shopping funds. :(

That'll do it for today, hope all is well with you, talk to you more tomorrow.

Boy did we have fun.......!

So, here I sit, watching the Broncos struggle against the Bills, and hopefully I'll enjoy a good outcome, but I thought I'd take a minute to let you know how much fun we had yesterday making cookies! I invited the neighbor kids, and of course Dane was here, and I asked if Morgan could join us. which of course he did. It was messy, chaotic, noisy, and several kids ate so many cookies that they got sick - boy did we have fun! I'm sending pictures so you can get the basic idea. During halftime (I had to let the cookie dough chill so I could cut more out) they played out in the snow. I'll write more later, but I wanted you all to know how much fun we had, and how much I love being a mom, grandma, and domestic goddess!




The first picture is all the kids standing around decorating, the next is the kids with the finished products (16 dozen), and the third is Morgan coming in from the cold.

Update from the mountain

Well, another week has come and gone. Sometimes I sit and reflect on things, and this week is no different. Crystal makes me think back to the amazing days of babies sleeping on my chest, the smell of their skin and the comforting sound of their breathing in my ears. It still makes my heart skip a beat. From there its on to toddlers, then kids in the yard, school, teenage angst, wow wasn't that fun. I can't imagine missing a single heart beat of it, but I have to admit that I prayed for the strength to endure on a regular basis during that period (Crystal and Tadd will understand that one - and it wasn't about them).

When my mom died, several years ago, I was raising teenagers. My sister was too. We have one more sister who has chosen to remain childless through her life. I don't get that. She made the comment (at the funeral) that she had successfully avoided those issues that Deb and I were living through, and she thought it was a good choice. I remember - like it was yesterday - Deb and I just looked at each other, smiled, and said nothing. Clearly she wouldn't have understood. It's even hard for me to explain. I'll try though.... someday.

Anyway, I've rambled away from my original comment of reflecting which is sad, because I reflected on how amazing life is now. Though certainly not without issues, we've got a great life. I guess maybe its the Viking blood in me, but I always want to see what's around the next corner, or the next week, or just tomorrow. What new and exciting adventures will there be? It's important to always want more, try to go further, learn more, do more, be more. Never allow yourself to become complacent.

Then when you're done thinking of cool new things to do, see, and be. Get out your old copy of Joni Mitchell's 'Circle Game' and after you've listened to it, stick your foot out and try to slow the carousel down.

SIDE NOTE-----

For those of you who didn't know this, or who haven't read my posts. Dane got certified this past month, and had his open water dives in Mexico. One of the divers on our boat brought an underwater camera and just sent me a stack of pics of Dane's dive. How sweet!

So this is Dane at the bottom of the ocean! OK, so its only 40 feet deep, it's still the bottom, and its still the ocean!

OTHER SIDE NOTE -----

I am still giving Ginger and Mucho (and George and I) the new drugs. The dogs seems to be feeling better but I haven't seen a huge improvement in the tumors. I wasn't supposed to see any marked improvement for at least 20 days, and its only been 14, but I must admit a bit of disappointment. I'll keep you posted.

For those of you who don't know her, this is Ginger.

Continuing experiment!

So... Ginger and Mucho haven't had their pills for the past two mornings. I wonder how much I am screwing up my experiment? I had class for those days and left very early. They got their pills in the evening, so it wasn't a total loss, but we'll see.

Tomorrow is the big day. It's been a whole week tomorrow, so I measure Ginger's lumps. I'll let you know the results (of course!).

Let's play scientist!

OK, are you all ready? You're going to be a part of my experiment, as we work towards Ginger's health. Here's the premise for this experiment:

Ginger is a nearly 13 year old yellow lab. She's in reasonable health for an old dog, but has several lipoma (fatty tissue) tumors, and a few serious mast cell tumors that are taking over her poor old body. The advice from the vet? Let her die in peace. Don't operate.

(we operated on one of them because it was torn open, but otherwise we've left them alone)

I was talking with a friend recently and she told me about this miraculous new product that had worked wonders on dogs that she knew of. I looked it up online and was impressed with the documents. I e-mailed the head guy and he wrote back with lots of further information. So here goes:

I ordered the stuff.

You will be a part of this experiment on a daily basis. All of the posts will start with an experimental heading. I won't tell you what the product is unless it works (in case any of you are using it, I don't want to discourage you).

Day one: Friday: Measured Ginger's biggest tumor (my baseline) and it is 12 inches circumference and 3 inches in height from her body. It is a solid mass with the feel of a grapefruit. I gave Ginger one capsule in the morning and one in the evening.

No change.

Day two: Saturday: Gave Ginger 2 capsules in the morning and 2 in the evening (they seemed to be well tolerated). No change. (I will measure the tumor weekly)

Day three: Sunday: Gave Ginger 2 capsules in the morning and 2 in the evening. No change except she seems to be getting around a bit better and I'm not giving her any Flexamin anymore.

Sidenote: Mucho is getting a size proportionate dosage too. His only condition is that he is a stinky little dog. The guy I talked to said "Who knows, maybe it'll help stinky dogs!" We'll see. I give him one in the morning and one at night and he is one seriously smelly dog now. It's sure doing something to his insides, but God only knows what!

More to come tomorrow!

Time to slow down a bit

Well here it is, the end of November. It seems like yesterday when I wrote in this blog, but facts show it to be October 31st. Wow. So our trip to Orlando for the National Assoc of Realtors convention went well. Strange creatures bit me on a regular basis, leaving bloody welts to make my pantyhose look gross. I didn't get to enjoy the Florida weather, I ate too much, I wore way too much evening wear, BUT I enjoyed a lot of meetings and banquets. I guess that's why I go. George had a good time, though, and hung out by the pool working on his tan. Rough huh?

Shortly after we got back from Orlando we prepared to leave for Mexico. We had a really fun time, but were ready to go home after the 7 days. I felt sort of bad for Crystal. She had to watch everybody else drinking (though not really to excess) but she was a good girl and took good care of my baby. (Sorry everybody, apparently I've laid claim already. he he :) )It started out a little blustery in Cozumel, but cleared up for most of our trip. I'll put some pictures up here when I go to my other computer, they're all on it. More to come on the Cozumel trip.

I'm ready for December to come, business is slow, but marketing is busy and George has some big projects to work on. Talk to you soon! ttfn